If you find a package on your doorstep, a package labeled with "Send anywhere, but here", a package that has a meow emanating from it, (do not shake, fold or bend and be kind enough to insert some tasty morsels into the holes provided), that would be my cat, Holly. Alright, I did not really post her, however it was very tempting to pack her up and send her to Kitty Etiquette School. I had to spend a great deal of time last night trying to piece together 10 pages of paperwork, thanks to a Hollycat who decided the papers on the coffee table were a welcome sign for the local cat manicure parlour. *scratch, scratch*

I started my big project this morning, the "bird feeder" (I made one once before of a differing design)...I have to say right now that there should be a law against tools and building materials assaulting people! Numerous times my hammer dared to strike me, done sneakily and without warning when I was simply trying to get some nails to behave themselves. Who knew that tools could be so vicious? And the building materials, they are not to be trusted at all. They are pretenders! Laying there all inert, looking completely inanimate, as though they welcome being shaped into this and that. But I know better...inanimate my foot, look away for a minute and your body will be left with bumps and bruises for a week in testament to their animation. Given the personal attacks on my person by the tools and building materials, the big project will be ongoing for another week.....on second thought, make that several weeks. *gets a steely glint in her eye* I'll show them who's boss this time for sure.